I hate dieting. My philosophy has always been simple: if people don’t love me for who I am on the inside, then I don’t need them. I’m not ridiculously overweight, but I definitely do not weigh what my driver’s license says. In fact, the last time I renewed it, the woman behind the counter asked, “Do you still weigh 155?” I nodded confidently. “As far as you know.” She gave me the slow, skeptical look up and down. You know the one. The “we’re both aware that math is involved h